Anecdotes

Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.

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Do you know the scariest phrase a man can hear during sex? – Honey, I’m already

Do you know the scariest phrase a man can hear during sex?
– Honey, I’m already back!


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– Darling, in this dress I look like a sex bomb? “Perhaps it’s more like a sex f

– Darling, in this dress I look like a sex bomb? “Perhaps it’s more like a sex firecracker: there’s a lot of noise, but there’s really nothing to see.”


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— I had wonderful sex yesterday. We both liked it so much that we repeated it ag

– I had wonderful sex yesterday. We both liked it so much that we repeated it again and again!
– And who was it? “Don’t take me for a fool
– if I tell anyone about him, it certainly won’t be to his wife!”


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— Do you like intimate sex or group sex? – Group. – Why so? — It’s easier to fre

– Do you like intimate sex or group sex?
– Group.
– Why so?
– It’s easier to freeload there.


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The wife of the director of a battery factory bites him during sex so that he la

The wife of the director of a battery factory bites him during sex so that he lasts a little longer.


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If men are looking for women only for sex, then why are they surprised when they

If men are looking for women only for sex, then why are they surprised when they are looking for money?


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The disco of the 80s is a real chance for fifty-year-old men to be refused sex w

The disco of the 80s is a real chance for fifty-year-old men to be refused sex while listening to the same music as 30 years ago.


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They say that men only want sex. Don’t believe this, girls! They still want to e

They say that men only want sex. Don’t believe this, girls! They still want to eat!


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Zmey Gorynych could simultaneously have sex and watch from the side how good he

Zmey Gorynych could simultaneously have sex and watch from the side how good he was.


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— What don’t you like when a girl does in bed? – He snores. – And when having se

– What don’t you like when a girl does in bed?
– He snores.
– And when having sex?
– Especially when having sex.


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