Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.
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Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.
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You drown a person, and it seems so sad, but then bubbles appear, so good, and your heart rejoices.
Why didn’t you save your wife when she was drowning?
– Did I know she was drowning? She screamed as usual.
Fun Fact: If all the veins, arteries and capillaries in your body were pulled out and pulled into one line, you would die.
Small people find out later than others that it has started to rain.
New Lada-Vestas are now equipped not only with an airbag, but also with a safety sheet
– so that there is something to cover if the airbag does not work.
The Scarecrow asked Goodwin for his brains, the woodcutter for his heart, and the Lion for his courage, but all in vain. Toto asked everyone to die.
When a bunny was brought to Dr. Aibolit whose legs were cut off by a tram, he sewed new legs on it. Attention, question: where did he get them?
Two deaf and dumb people are walking, and one gestures to the other: “My hands are just coming off today!”
– What about them? “Yes, a friend came to see me in the evening, and we screamed songs all night…
“And on my grave, make a fence with small curlicues.”
– So that we remember about your cheerful character? – So that you can have fun painting it later!
The masochistic boy stole his father’s belt and kicked.