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The teacher asks Vovochka: – Vovochka, tell me honestly, who did your homework f
The teacher asks Vovochka:
– Vovochka, tell me honestly, who did your homework for you?
– I don’t know, Maria Ivanovna, I was already asleep.
The student surpassed the teacher. Vovochka came to the labor lesson not only dr
The student surpassed the teacher. Vovochka came to the labor lesson not only drunk, but also with women.
Vovochka was picking apples in a neighbor’s garden, who noticed him: “You hoolig
Vovochka was picking apples in a neighbor’s garden, who noticed him: “You hooligan!” Now I’ll show you how to steal!
– Thank you, Uncle Misha, otherwise this is the second time I’ve been caught.
During class the teacher asks: “Children!” What is transparent in nature? Masha
During class the teacher asks: “Children!” What is transparent in nature? Masha holds out her hand and says: “Glass.”
– Okay, sit down
– 5. Vanya raises his hand and says:
– Plasmasa.
– Not quite right, sit down
– 4. Here Vovochka reaches out and says:
– The transparent ones are my Mom and Grandmother.
– Why, Vovochka???
– When dad comes home from work drunk, he says: “I see right through you, bitches.”
The school director calls Vovochka and Tanya to his office: – Yesterday in the a
The school director calls Vovochka and Tanya to his office:
– Yesterday in the attic I heard some sounds… Vovochka:
– It can’t be! Tanya:
– Hee-hee! Ha-ha!
– And this morning I found a condom in the attic… Vovochka:
– It can’t be! Tanya:
– Hee-hee! Ha-ha!
– … it was already used… Vovochka:
– It can’t be! Tanya:
– Hee-hee! Ha-ha!
– …and there was a hole in it. Vovochka:
– Hee-hee! Ha-ha! Tanechka:
– It can’t be!!!
– Ivan Petrovich! — Vovochka addresses the teacher. “I can’t make out what you w
– Ivan Petrovich!
– Vovochka addresses the teacher. “I can’t make out what you wrote in my notebook.”
– I wrote: “Write legibly!”
Vovochka comes home with a torn hat. Mother is perplexed: – Well, tell me. – Yes
Vovochka comes home with a torn hat. Mother is perplexed:
– Well, tell me.
– Yes, the guys took off my hat and started playing football with it. -Where have you been?
– He stood at the gate.
The teacher, after checking Vovochka’s essay: “It’s simply incredible that one p
The teacher, after checking Vovochka’s essay: “It’s simply incredible that one person can make so many mistakes!”
– Why alone
– with dad!
The teacher asks Vovochka: “Why did you throw a brick at Uncle Vasya?!” – I won’
The teacher asks Vovochka: “Why did you throw a brick at Uncle Vasya?!”
– I won’t do it again.
– And he doesn’t need any more.
Vovochka got a grade in mathematics. He approaches the teacher with a notebook a
Vovochka got a grade in mathematics. He approaches the teacher with a notebook and says: “If I were you, I would give this an A!”
– Why on earth is this?
– And with such that my dad said just now: “If I ever see a D in math one more time, then someone will rake off the haa-roo-shih assholes…”