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Vovochka comes up to her grandmother and says: “Grandma, at school they teach us
Vovochka comes up to her grandmother and says: “Grandma, at school they teach us to tell only the truth, so I decided to confess to you.” Last year I ate a jar of jam, and so you wouldn’t notice, I shit in it… Grandfather abruptly jumps up from his chair, hits his grandmother on the head and yells: “I told you it was shit, but you got sugared, sugared.”
When I see you dancing, baby, I’m better than a dog.
When I see you dancing, baby, I’m better than a dog.
If you didn’t build a house, didn’t give birth to a son and didn’t grow a tree,
If you didn’t build a house, didn’t give birth to a son and didn’t grow a tree, then you are an armless impotent who doesn’t love nature.
I have nothing against anything. This harmless nothing did anything bad to me pe
I have nothing against anything. This harmless nothing did anything bad to me personally.
A successful aphorism is not yet a good novel, but it is no longer a bad short s
A successful aphorism is not yet a good novel, but it is no longer a bad short story.
Stand in the middle of the shopping center, cry and call your mom. Further – dep
Stand in the middle of the shopping center, cry and call your mom. Further
– depending on the situation (from the book “Pickup for Dwarfs”)
Having learned that Ukraine had invited foreigners to fight the crisis, Putin al
Having learned that Ukraine had invited foreigners to fight the crisis, Putin also decided to invite specialists from the DPRK, Venezuela and Zimbabwe to save the Russian Federation…
– But now there was a Freudian slip! – I was silent. – All of you perverts say t
– But now there was a Freudian slip!
– I was silent.
– All of you perverts say that!
Khazanov: – Rebbe, how can you give such advice, I gave Putin a crown, and he on
Khazanov:
– Rebbe, how can you give such advice, I gave Putin a crown, and he once put it on me.
– Well, what’s wrong with that?
– So you advised giving him a Faberge egg!
Economic snake charmers do not like to change their tunes.
Economic snake charmers do not like to change their tunes.