Anecdotes

Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.

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Smoked a drop of nicotine – saved a horse!

Smoked a drop of nicotine
– saved a horse!


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They usually serve delicious food here, but this time it’s healthy.

They usually serve delicious food here, but this time it’s healthy.


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A man watches porn. Then suddenly the wife enters the room: “Yeah, you admire na

A man watches porn. Then suddenly the wife enters the room: “Yeah, you admire naked women?!”
– Well, yes…
– You don’t want me, but that means you’re staring at her?!
– Honey, why are you so worried? Did you see your rival?
– Certainly!
– Don’t worry! You’re in a different weight category!


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The wife of the director of the pharmaceutical company that produces Nurofen can

The wife of the director of the pharmaceutical company that produces Nurofen cannot figure out how to refuse intimacy to her husband.


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I looked at my nipples and out of sadness I put them in my socks…

I looked at my nipples and out of sadness I put them in my socks…


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Dear editors! Please note that there is an unfortunate typo in the title of the

Dear editors! Please note that there is an unfortunate typo in the title of the article “How sanctions are shaking our economy”…


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Judging by the prices, grocery stores will soon be renamed boutiques.

Judging by the prices, grocery stores will soon be renamed boutiques.


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By analogy with IS, the Ukrainian State should be called UG.

By analogy with IS, the Ukrainian State should be called UG.


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Investigators have been unable to interrogate the person who ordered the murder

Investigators have been unable to interrogate the person who ordered the murder of the royal family for six hours
– he has barricaded himself in the mausoleum and is not letting anyone in.


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When people feel good together, it makes no difference what their relationship i

When people feel good together, it makes no difference what their relationship is called.


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