Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.
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Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.
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– Baby, let’s go have fun on the roof!
– Maaam! The weird guy is back!
Two friends are talking:
– My husband hasn’t talked to me for two days…
– Why is that so?
– I get out of the bath and ask: “Have you changed the blade on our razor?”
Air strikes by our Air Force, as if by magic, are turning IS militants into the “moderate Syrian opposition”!
-What is your zodiac sign?
– Cancer.
– Fine. Can you whistle?
– I can.
– Just great. Maybe we’ll go to the mountains?
Dad works in the police. Recently he said that his middle-aged colleague decided to register on one of the social networks, but there was no photo for his avatar. A way out of the difficult situation was found
– he and his dad compiled a photo-robot of him…
Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a single day in your life. Because they won’t take you there.
A young lady came to the personnel department:
– Do you need a secretary? “We would accept you, but things are going very badly and there is no work.” “You just accept me, and I agree to wait as long as you like for work.”
They say that if you dream about a person, he is thinking about you. I didn’t expect it, Brad Pitt, I didn’t expect it…
If you can’t, but you can, then it’s not free.
I am such a goose that I am a friend to all pigs.