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Sex, drugs, Corvalol.
A man named his dog “Who will Angelina Jolie come have sex with” to shout “Who will Angelina Jolie come have sex with” to me!
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn’t have sex, then your chances of having sex are negligible.
– Hello, hello, is this phone sex?
– No, why did you get the idea?
– Yes, because I’m tired of calling here! Wind
According to modern girls, a gigolo is someone who did not pay them for sex.
– Olga Alexandrovna, you have been working in our theater for a long time and it’s hard for me to talk about this, but…
– There is no need to say anything, I understand everything, the theater has its own laws… Well, sex is sex!
– What sex?! We’re firing you!
– Me?
– Okay, I’ll leave, but you know, no one in this theater like me will…
– Will push the car?!
– Honey, did you hear? Doctors have called a sudden headache the first sign of a new corona strain. So, choose: have sex at night or go to the hospital with your “headache”…
– No sex, Sauron, until I see the rings on this finger!
One day, even before birth, God asks every man: “Sex or a denim jacket?”
Some girls can completely ruin the mood during sex with all sorts of stupid phrases like “Who are you?”, “What are you doing?” or “Help!!!”