Anecdotes

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Sadomasochism, in both sex and geopolitics, is an honest attempt to overcome imp

Sadomasochism, in both sex and geopolitics, is an honest attempt to overcome impotence or decrepitude.


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Cristiano Ronaldo does not, no, during sex, and looks at himself in the mirror.

Cristiano Ronaldo does not, no, during sex, and looks at himself in the mirror.


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Since when does me having sex with someone else mean I’m not faithful to you?

Since when does me having sex with someone else mean I’m not faithful to you?


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Sex—friendship cannot be ruined by sex.

Sex-friendship cannot be ruined by sex.


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— I installed Linux, I want to smoke. – Like, a cigarette after sex?

– I installed Linux, I want to smoke.
– Like, a cigarette after sex?


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Two in bed. – Dear, it’s not at all solid… – Well, well, it’s just partially m

Two in bed.
– Dear, it’s not at all solid…
– Well, well, it’s just partially mobilized. And so it will do.


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– Hello, is this phone sex? – Yes, what did you want?

– Hello, is this phone sex?
– Yes, what did you want?


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I am convinced that having sex during the playing of the national anthem is unac

I am convinced that having sex during the playing of the national anthem is unacceptable, but during sex at the most decisive moment the anthem will be played.


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When I first heard about BDSM, I was pleasantly surprised… Just think, it turn

When I first heard about BDSM, I was pleasantly surprised… Just think, it turns out that women can also be beaten during sex.


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From the diary: Yesterday, my girlfriend and I went to sunbathe for the first ti

From the diary: Yesterday, my girlfriend and I went to sunbathe for the first time this year. The night passed without sex, and they couldn’t agree on who was on top.


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