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Sadomasochism, in both sex and geopolitics, is an honest attempt to overcome impotence or decrepitude.
Cristiano Ronaldo does not, no, during sex, and looks at himself in the mirror.
Since when does me having sex with someone else mean I’m not faithful to you?
Sex-friendship cannot be ruined by sex.
– I installed Linux, I want to smoke.
– Like, a cigarette after sex?
Two in bed.
– Dear, it’s not at all solid…
– Well, well, it’s just partially mobilized. And so it will do.
– Hello, is this phone sex?
– Yes, what did you want?
I am convinced that having sex during the playing of the national anthem is unacceptable, but during sex at the most decisive moment the anthem will be played.
When I first heard about BDSM, I was pleasantly surprised… Just think, it turns out that women can also be beaten during sex.
From the diary: Yesterday, my girlfriend and I went to sunbathe for the first time this year. The night passed without sex, and they couldn’t agree on who was on top.