Anecdotes

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-What’s the difference between sex and playing toy soldiers? – Don’t know. – So

-What’s the difference between sex and playing toy soldiers?
– Don’t know.
– So continue to play with your soldiers.


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– Hello! Today is our anniversary of our first sex. – You are so attentive to me

– Hello! Today is our anniversary of our first sex.
– You are so attentive to me!
– How about the second one?


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For the sake of hugs, I even agree to preliminary sex.

For the sake of hugs, I even agree to preliminary sex.


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I learned the joys of sex at the age of 12… It’s a pity that I was alone then.

I learned the joys of sex at the age of 12… It’s a pity that I was alone then.


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Sex is the perfect excuse to make tea.

Sex is the perfect excuse to make tea.


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Some people don’t have sex for so long that they start organizing homeowners’ as

Some people don’t have sex for so long that they start organizing homeowners’ associations.


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Until yesterday, I could not even imagine that I would have sex with two mulatto

Until yesterday, I could not even imagine that I would have sex with two mulatto girls. But yesterday I was able to present it.


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Folk sign. If a girl lets her hair down, there will be sex. If a girl collects h

Folk sign. If a girl lets her hair down, there will be sex. If a girl collects her hair, there will be a blowjob.


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The first day of winter is like the first sex, I expected more.

The first day of winter is like the first sex, I expected more.


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– Hello! Is this unconventional phone sex? — Yes, but only for wealthy clients.

– Hello! Is this unconventional phone sex?
– Yes, but only for wealthy clients.
– Will a thousand dollars be enough?
– Enough. Roll them into a tube and stick them in your…


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