Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.
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Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.
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-What’s the difference between sex and playing toy soldiers?
– Don’t know.
– So continue to play with your soldiers.
– Hello! Today is our anniversary of our first sex.
– You are so attentive to me!
– How about the second one?
For the sake of hugs, I even agree to preliminary sex.
I learned the joys of sex at the age of 12… It’s a pity that I was alone then.
Sex is the perfect excuse to make tea.
Some people don’t have sex for so long that they start organizing homeowners’ associations.
Until yesterday, I could not even imagine that I would have sex with two mulatto girls. But yesterday I was able to present it.
Folk sign. If a girl lets her hair down, there will be sex. If a girl collects her hair, there will be a blowjob.
The first day of winter is like the first sex, I expected more.
– Hello! Is this unconventional phone sex?
– Yes, but only for wealthy clients.
– Will a thousand dollars be enough?
– Enough. Roll them into a tube and stick them in your…