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Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.
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How to hint at sex to a woman romantically and politely: 1. Let’s fuck. 2. By moonlight. 3. Please.
After talking with modern young girls, I began to understand why sex shops sell gags.
How many times have I sworn off going to a sex shop hungry! Again I bought a whole cart of edible panties.
During sex, you need to protect yourself: tie her hands so that she doesn’t scratch her back.
– Honey, could you have sex all day long?
– Probably yes. Why are you asking? Do you love me that much?
– Yes, I’m thinking about starting a business, buying a sauna.
Good alcohol, good sex and a sleeping conscience
– this is an ideal life.
It’s bad if you fall asleep on your wife during sex, but it’s even worse if your wife has been sleeping under you for a long time.
– Hello, is this phone sex?
– Are you sure that you are 18 years old?
– Yes, aunt!
– Well, okay, grandson. Now I’ll finish knitting the sock and start groaning.
A wife is sex within walking distance.
It’s funny kids who write about cocaine, sex, suffering… Although they only saw cocaine and sex in movies, and only suffered from constipation.