A man comes to a brothel and looks at the catalogue.
– This one was, this one too. Oh, love in Spanish! After sex he asks:
– Tell me, why “in Spanish”? Everything was as always.
– Oh, honey, I’m sorry, I got confused!
– and snaps his fingers.

Katya began to suspect something when, after sex, her boyfriend turned to the wall and said: “Are you weak?!”

People have sex in two cases: when they really want to and we’re still lying next to each other, what else can we do.

Anya, Manya and Alena
– the company “Sex without a phone”.

Mobile Sex App: When your spouse has sex, you receive an SMS that tells you with whom and where.

– How do you understand that a girl wants you? “She doesn’t call for help during sex.”

– How are you ?
– Not good!
– What, sex rarely happens?
– Several times every day!
– Wow, who does this happen to?
– With life
– it has me 5-6 times a day…

Saakashvili was given a sex doll with Avakov’s face for the New Year.

I met a girl on the Internet. We corresponded for a long time and finally made an appointment. A man of about fifty with a potbelly came! To be honest, the sex wasn’t that great…

Humanity has descended the ladder of development to primitive spiritual needs. The need for sex and money replaced moral principles. This is the only way I can explain the fact that Santa Claus is gone. (c) Polinochka, 4 years old.