Anecdotes

Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.

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– Darling, when will you and I finally have sex?! – Just don’t put pressure on m

– Darling, when will you and I finally have sex?!
– Just don’t put pressure on me!
– Fine! Then you’ll be on top!


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Sex is like ice cream. Someone sucks, someone licks, then it drips, everything i

Sex is like ice cream. Someone sucks, someone licks, then it drips, everything is sticky, you get all dirty, you sit contentedly.


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— How do you feel about the first date after sex?

– How do you feel about the first date after sex?


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For some reason, the phrase “you have to try everything in this life” means grou

For some reason, the phrase “you have to try everything in this life” means group sex and drugs, but I want to try to throw a goose party with a fashion show.


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– Why are you so nervous? – Yes, something all came crashing down at once. Study

– Why are you so nervous?
– Yes, something all came crashing down at once. Study, work, I don’t have time to do anything. This weather is also disgusting.
– No sex?
– No sex.


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Advice: sex will greatly help to diversify your sex life.

Advice: sex will greatly help to diversify your sex life.


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Grandma, who accidentally walked into a sex shop, realized that the Stalinist re

Grandma, who accidentally walked into a sex shop, realized that the Stalinist regime was still a thing.


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In this house, the kitchen table for sex hated the eating stool.

In this house, the kitchen table for sex hated the eating stool.


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For the New Year: sex under the Christmas tree is not a lot of fun, it’s also ac

For the New Year: sex under the Christmas tree is not a lot of fun, it’s also acupuncture!


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Evening is a state when the day is already very tiring, but you still have to wa

Evening is a state when the day is already very tiring, but you still have to wait until you have sex.


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