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— Did you have sex with your wife before marriage? – No. And you? – I had one, b
– Did you have sex with your wife before marriage?
– No. And you?
– I had one, but I didn’t know that you would marry her…
The insidious artist Arnold, under the pretext of sex, lured girls into the stud
The insidious artist Arnold, under the pretext of sex, lured girls into the studio and painted.
During a quarrel in a sex shop, the buyer, swearing at the seller, listed the en
During a quarrel in a sex shop, the buyer, swearing at the seller, listed the entire assortment of the store.
— How do sadomasochists have phone sex? — I slowly remove the bear trap from my
– How do sadomasochists have phone sex?
– I slowly remove the bear trap from my leg…
— Hello, phone sex welcomes you! — Phone sex? But there was technical support he
– Hello, phone sex welcomes you!
– Phone sex? But there was technical support here!
– Yes, technical support remains. You and I just got bored…
There is no such thing as safe sex by definition. Even a rubber woman can burst
There is no such thing as safe sex by definition. Even a rubber woman can burst at the most inopportune moment and leave you with a stutter for life.
A young family lives in a one-room apartment. Before having sex, the husband dec
A young family lives in a one-room apartment. Before having sex, the husband decided to check if his son was sleeping:
– Son, bring some water… Silence… The wife says:
– He fell asleep. …after great sex, the couple lies and talks. Suddenly a voice from the darkness: -…how long will I stand here with water?
– Hello, my name is Mila, I want to make you an offer! – Girl, I’m married… –
– Hello, my name is Mila, I want to make you an offer!
– Girl, I’m married…
– You thought wrong!
– Just sex? Agree!
– I’m talking about insurance!
– I have a condom!
A new item in the sex shop is an inflatable Voodoo doll. Now you can not only pr
A new item in the sex shop is an inflatable Voodoo doll. Now you can not only prick the enemy.
— What do biathlon and sex have in common? — If you don’t hit, then speed is no
– What do biathlon and sex have in common?
– If you don’t hit, then speed is no longer important.