It’s getting dark. Father shouts from the balcony: “Vovochka, are you thinking of going home?” “I think,” the son answers.
– So what?
– Dad, let me think some more.

– Vovochka! Where did you hear these words?!
– From dad, Mary Ivanna. Yesterday he only said them. And he also said that he won’t come to you again!

Vovochka goes to the toilet at night to relieve herself when she sees that her mother is sucking on her father. He asks his mother: “What are you doing to dad?”
– Artificial respiration, son.
– Since when did daddy start breathing like a dick?

Vovochka is washing with her mother in the bathhouse and notices her curly triangle. -What is this, mommy?
– This is a washcloth.
– Well, dad’s is better, the one with the handle.

Country house . Mom goes outside and sees Vovochka enthusiastically stuffing a dirty, fat earthworm into her mouth.
– Vovochka!
– she screams in horror.
– What are you talking about! You can’t eat worms. Vovochka, surprised:
– Why? Mom, slowly coming to her senses: “Well, of course, his mommy will get out and won’t be able to find her son!” Vovochka, sullenly: “It won’t come out.”
– Why?
– I already ate it.

Vovochka writes a note to Masha in class: “Masha, come out into the lobby and give me a blowjob; Masha writes the answer: “Okay, I’ll give you a blowjob, but what is the vestibule?”

Dad, stop drinking, otherwise you’ll never see anything in life.
– I don’t understand, Vovchik!?
– Well, look, they found Katyusha in the potatoes, Yurika in the cabbage, Petka in the raspberries, me under the bird cherry tree, and you’ll drink up all of your mother’s geography.

Vovochka has messed up the school again. Mom scolds him: “Why don’t you follow your father’s example?”
– Ma, but father is in prison.
– Yes, but he will soon be released for good behavior.

Brothel. Vovochka:
– How much?
– 50 USD
– What if I’m from below?
– Rearranging places does not change the amount!
– Maryiva-a-anna!!!

– Vovochka, this is the last time I say, wash the dishes after yourself!
– Well, thank God it’s the last one…