Vovochka systematically skipped chemistry classes. At the final exam, he was given a task: to experimentally prove the properties of nitrate acid. The global network came to the rescue. The first thing the search server returned was an article about obtaining nitroglycerin… This was the last graduation from the school.

The school is putting on a play.
– I am an apple.
– I am a strawberry.
– I am a raspberry. Vovochka:
– I am a dumbass!!! Teacher: Vovochka, not a dumbass, but an eggplant. Let’s do it again.
– I am an apple.
– I am a strawberry.
– I am a raspberry. Vovochka:
– I’m a dumbass!!! Teacher: Yes, you’re an eggplant, Vova, but not a dumbass! Let’s do it again.
– I am an apple.
– I am a strawberry. Vovochka:
– And I am an eggplant!!! Teacher: No, Vovochka, you idiot! First
– a raspberry.

During class, Vovochka asks his classmates what he has in his hands. Kolya:
– It looks like an apple skin. Masha:
– No, it’s a small piece of desk paneling! Then Marya Ivanovna takes it on the tooth, bites it and says: “Something inedible.” What is this, Vovochka, confess to us quickly! Vovochka:
– I myself, Marya Ivanovna, don’t know what it is, but it was painful to wipe it out!…

Vovochka is playing around in class. The enraged teacher slaps him on the head and says: “To bring your father tomorrow.” Vovochka:
– Yeah, now. I already brought one of these. So I can’t take away the third year.

– Vovochka, why did you paste your father’s photo on the notebook?
– the mother asks her son. “And the teacher told me that she would like to see that fool who helps me do my homework.”

Mom asks her son?
– Vovochka, why did you pee on the rug in the room?!
– Mommy, you said it yourself
– go pee on the path!

Leaving the class, Vovochka slammed the door so hard that Petya, who was sitting on the windowsill by the open window, also left the class.

When Vovochka caught a cold, his mother forced him to breathe under a blanket over hot potatoes. After 2 minutes he asked for cutlets and a fork.

Mother asks Vovochka: “Why are you reading a book about raising children?”
– I’m monitoring you to see if you’re going too far.

Vovochka’s mom receives a note from his teacher: “…Vovochka is a very capable student, but he thinks too much about sex and girls..!” Mom writes: “…If you find a solution, let me know. His father has exactly the same problem!”