Conversation at the end of January at the Kremlin Christmas tree.
– Dimochka, when will you throw away the Christmas tree?
– Do I need it? Vovochka will come back in the spring and throw it away himself!

The teacher called Vovochka’s dad and told him: “Your son has been persistently inviting me to a restaurant for the second week.”
– And you are doing the right thing by not agreeing right away.

Phone call. Vovochka picks up the phone:
– Yes?
– Hello, can I Mashenka?
– No, her mouth is busy. Who is this? When I finish, she will call back. He hangs up and says: “We got to the wrong place.”

Vovochka was late for school and said to the teacher: “I helped my grandmother move to the next level!”

Vovochka asks Tanya: “Tanya, are you a hot woman?” Tanya:
– I don’t know, but when I get up from the potty, steam comes out.

Vovochka approaches the traffic police officer and says: “This is not your baton by chance.” The foreman answers sadly: “No.” I lost mine…

Dad teaches Vovochka:
– Know, son! If the father is a fisherman, then the children also look into the water!!! Vovochka:
– So you’re my gynecologist!

Mary Ivanna:
– Vovochka, give an explanation of the word “insult”. Vovochka: “Oscar fucking”, Mary Ivanna, this is a humiliated woman who received an Oscar.

“I’m marrying a chemical engineer,” Vovochka tells her parents. -Where will you live?
– For now it’s on the table in the chemistry room, but we’ll see…

Vovochka writes a letter:
– Dear Grandfather Frost, make sure that my parents love each other again. “And they should do it in a more varied way, otherwise you might die of boredom.”