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— My husband, like me now, has the surname King. We are thinking about the child
– My husband, like me now, has the surname King. We are thinking about the child, if it is a girl, then we have our eye on the excellent old name Ada. “I can see a teacher at school: “Children, meet the new girl, this is the King of Hell!”
If your house becomes quiet, it means your child has already licked his shoes, s
If your house becomes quiet, it means your child has already licked his shoes, strangled the cat, painted the wallpaper and is now drinking from the toilet.
Children play in the camp. The counselor asks a question: “What is the most unex
Children play in the camp. The counselor asks a question: “What is the most unexpected place for a girl to get a piercing?”
– Neck!
– Coccyx!
– Heel! Vovochka says quietly, philosophically: “The most unexpected place for a girl to have a piercing is her dick!”
Conversation between two programmers: – One of my friends has four children. Eac
Conversation between two programmers:
– One of my friends has four children. Each next one is lighter than the previous one.
– Let him check the cartridge.
Oksana was teased a lot by the children for having the smallest breasts in the c
Oksana was teased a lot by the children for having the smallest breasts in the class, but she continued to teach the geography lesson.
In the morning, while dressing my son for kindergarten, I asked a riddle: “Who g
In the morning, while dressing my son for kindergarten, I asked a riddle: “Who gets up early and doesn’t let the children sleep?” The answer killed me: “MOM.”
Vovochka and her sister come to their grandmother: “Grandmother, where do childr
Vovochka and her sister come to their grandmother: “Grandmother, where do children come from?”
– The stork brings the children and places them on the doorstep. Vovochka elbows her sister in the side: “Well, Mashka, let’s tell her, or will she die like a fool?”
The ball was still flying through the director’s window, and the children were a
The ball was still flying through the director’s window, and the children were already playing hide and seek.
The children were playing ISIS in the basement. Putin burst in and defeated ever
The children were playing ISIS in the basement. Putin burst in and defeated everyone.
Dad gathered the family at the table and said: children, I’m leaving for Leningr
Dad gathered the family at the table and said: children, I’m leaving for Leningrad, what should I bring for you?
– Only use too much poetry! The daughter is the first to come up and say: Dad is going to Leningrad, he will buy me a scooter! P:
– Okay, I’ll buy you a scooter. Vovochka comes up and says: “Dad is going to Leningrad, he’ll buy me a moped.” But it’s not easy, says dad. If you want it to be easy, it will be easy for you!
– Dad is going to Leningrad, mom’s farmer will be happy! Mom’s crazy is our neighbor, dad will buy me a moped!