During the lesson, the teacher talks about the works of Pushkin. And then he asks: “Sasha, what was the name of Alexander Sergeevich’s nanny?” “My decrepit little dove,” the student answers.

Odessa taxi. The driver is driving desperately. Sarah reprimands him: “Driver, couldn’t you drive more carefully?” I have 8 children waiting for me at home!
– Ha! And you tell me to be careful?

In kindergarten No. 9, when the sanitary and epidemiological station arrived, children spelled out the word “help” with cockroaches.

During a literature lesson, Vovochka asks the teacher: “Why didn’t Koshchei the Bessmetny have children?” Teacher to him:
– I don’t know Vovochka:
– Because he has eggs hidden far away!

The father of 16 children is looking for the beast who at the wedding wished the children like the stars in the sky.

Everyone drives slowly past traffic police posts, because traffic cops are like children, they can run out onto the road unexpectedly.

At dinner, my daughter whines: “My stomach hurts.” Mom annoyed:
– Because you put all sorts of nasty things in your mouth!!! Daughter, without raising her eyes from the plate: “Actually, you’re cooking this…

Jokes First English lesson. Teacher:
– Which of you, children, knows the English alphabet? Programmer’s son:
– me.
– Well, call them in order.
– Q, W, E, R, T, Y…

One neighbor to another: “Vanya, I’ll tell you this.” Children need to be given the best! If they grow up, they will still take it away…

I’m getting ready for kindergarten with my son… I paint my eyelashes with one hand and dress him with the other. We leave the house, we’re in a hurry, we’re late, I remember about the mittens: “Son, aren’t your hands frozen without mittens?” “No,” he answers, “my feet are frozen without boots.”