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If the children’s prayers had come true, not a single teacher would have survive
If the children’s prayers had come true, not a single teacher would have survived.
During the lesson, the teacher asks the children who they want to be. Everyone i
During the lesson, the teacher asks the children who they want to be. Everyone is raising their hands.
– Lena, who do you want to become?
– Dear prostitute.
– Lena, shame on you… Petya, who do you want to be?
– Killer.
– Horror!!! Vovochka, who are you?
– I’m a builder!
– Well done, Vovochka! What do you want to build?
– Kremlin
— Kume, does Poroshenko have children? – Four. – Well, I see that my life is twi
– Kume, does Poroshenko have children?
– Four.
– Well, I see that my life is twice as bad as under Yanukovych.
– Are you sinful, children? – Yes, patriarch! – I can’t hear! – That’s right, pa
– Are you sinful, children?
– Yes, patriarch!
– I can’t hear!
– That’s right, patriarch!
– Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Well then, let’s chip in 600 rubles for cleansing
A wife with a black belt in karate means a strong family, well-mannered children
A wife with a black belt in karate means a strong family, well-mannered children, a polite mother-in-law, a loving and faithful husband
Theology lesson in theological seminary: – Children! Tell me – small, red-haired
Theology lesson in theological seminary:
– Children! Tell me
– small, red-haired, jumping through the trees, waving her fluffy tail, gnawing nuts? Here you are Vovochka
– answer!
– You know, Father Nikon, actually I think it’s a squirrel, but since you’re asking this, most likely it’s Jesus Christ…
Classes are underway in kindergarten. The teacher is reading a book. — The motto
Classes are underway in kindergarten. The teacher is reading a book.
– The motto of the French revolutionaries is freedom, equality, fraternity. Vovochka, are you listening to me?
– I salute you, MalIvanna.
– Repeat, what was the motto of the French revolutionaries?
– Svoboda, lavenstvo…
– Stop, Vovochka. Let’s listen to me further.
To the teacher’s question: “Children, who can explain to me the word “CHRINSONER
To the teacher’s question: “Children, who can explain to me the word “CHRINSONER”? The second-graders unanimously assured Maria Ivanovna that this meant: “Summer is over. Completely…”
Student in class: “I don’t think I deserve such a low grade.” Teacher: – Me too,
Student in class: “I don’t think I deserve such a low grade.” Teacher:
– Me too, but, unfortunately, it’s no longer lower.
Children in kindergarten decided to play car and assigned roles. – You are the s
Children in kindergarten decided to play car and assigned roles.
– You are the steering wheel, you are the engine, you are the body… But there weren’t enough parts for Vovochka. Crying. The leader of the kids took pity on him and said: “Okay, you’ll be an exhaust pipe.” Run behind and stink.