Gena the crocodile comes to the pet store and says: “Give me food for dogs, cats, cows, goats, fish and parrots.” Seller:
– How smart you are! You have so many animals living in your house! Gena:
– No, I have one living with me, but I can’t figure out who it is.

I wonder how many children were born in St. Petersburg because “the bridges have already been opened, spend the night with me”?

Every American children’s construction set with more than three parts comes with a child psychologist.

– Petya, why were you kicked out of class?
– I am a class bandit!

At an interview at a school for especially gifted children, six-year-old Vovochka was asked to tell how a bus differs from a trolleybus. Vovochka did not hide anything from his aunt and honestly told her that the bus runs on an internal combustion engine, and the trolleybus runs on an AC electric motor. It turned out
– nothing like that! Just a trolleybus with horns, and a bus without. And there’s no point in fooling your aunt’s head!

Cheburashka picked up a penny and asked Gena: “How much is a penny?”
– Leave me alone.
– Much or little?
– Leave me alone.
– Well, tell me?
– A lot. Cheburashka went into the store. He picked up a lot of toys and approached the seller: he looked at him. And he puts down a penny and says to him: “What are you looking at, give me the change!”

In Russian schools, bells will be turned off so that children do not wait for changes.

The fire department receives a phone call. “Yes,” the duty officer answers.
– Is this the fire department?
– Yes, what happened?
– Come to me quickly and put out the match, otherwise it will burn my fingers!

Our oligarchs say they place their children in cushy jobs. So Charles III just became king and immediately appointed his son Prince of Wales.

First of September, first grade. Teacher:
– Children, you have come to school! Here you need to sit quietly, and if you want to ask something, raise your hand. Vovochka raises her hand.
– Do you want to ask something, Vovochka?
– No. Just checking how the system works!