At school.
– Children, get out your pencils and paper. Today we will try to draw a horse, and Natasha Petrova will try not to move!

Conversation with my son:
– Mom, is sour cream healthy?
– Useful.
– Are greens healthy?
– Useful.
– Then buy me sour cream and herbs chips.

– Why do your children quarrel all the time? “There is a version conflict,” the programmer answers.

Yatsenyuk called on Ukrainians to be patient: “Let’s think about our children!” Poroshenko whispers in his ear: “Senya, you told them well about our children.”

The last words of the chemistry teacher: “Children! This experiment is completely safe!”

– Petrov, why are you learning English so poorly?
– Why?
– Why? After all, half the globe speaks this language!
– And isn’t this enough?

Children want to become adults. Adults want to become children. And only teenagers are already tired of life and want to die.

– Mother! Let’s play like I broke a cup: I’ll hit it with something, and you’ll say: “I jumped, congratulations!”

In the store, a boy, about 6 years old, is participating in the purchase of everything necessary for first grade. Pointing to the globe, he says: “Let’s buy a stuffed Earth too!”

Polya doesn’t want to eat vegetables in the soup: “Mom, I don’t eat vegetables.”
– Why?
– Well, this is how nature made me!