– How to get rid of the denominator of this fraction?
– You need to wipe it off with a rag!

Lesson in class. The teacher says: “Children, today we will study the new letter “F”!” Name words starting with this letter! Masha gets up and says: “Crane!”
– Well done! Vovochka:
– Ass!
– Wrong, there is no such word!
– There is an ass, but there is no word?!

– Children, do you know where electricity comes from?
– asks the teacher.
– I know!
– Tadek jumps up.
– From the jungle!
– Why do you think so? “And this morning, when dad wanted to shave, he said: “Those monkeys turned off the electricity again.”

There’s a lesson in progress. The teacher addresses the children:
– So, children, today we will form nouns from verbs.
– –
– Helen, try: hunting
– …
– Hunting.
– Good girl!
– Vovochka, now you: study -…
– Reluctant.

– What is an abstract concept?
– asks the teacher.
– I don’t know…
– Then listen! It’s something you can’t touch, but you can think about it… Can you give an example now?
– Yes, red-hot iron…

Petya hurries his mother: “Get me dressed quickly!” -Where are you rushing to?
– To the garden with friends.
– And what do you and your friends do?
– Let’s fight!

The little boy says: “Tell me, why do lions eat only raw meat?” “They don’t know how to cook,” the older sister answers.

A boy comes home from school and declares: “That’s it, don’t set foot in school again!”
– Why? “I can’t read, I can’t write, but I’m forbidden to talk!”

– What is a microscope for?
– For microbes!

“Dad,” says the son, “I made myself a violin.” “I am very pleased that I have such a gifted son.” Where did you get the strings?
– From the piano…