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Thanks to social networks, many guys found out on September 1 that their girlfri
Thanks to social networks, many guys found out on September 1 that their girlfriends had children.
There was no sex in the USSR, but each family had 3-4 children. Now there is sex
There was no sex in the USSR, but each family had 3-4 children. Now there is sex. But every family has one child. Conclusion: children do not come from sex. After all, these are storks!!!
— Children, come up with a sentence with a word ending in “—tsya”: Vovochka: — T
– Children, come up with a sentence with a word ending in “-tsya”: Vovochka:
– The cow climbed the tree.
– Where…
– Oh, it will come true!
After the birth of their ninth child, the parents slept with the light on and un
After the birth of their ninth child, the parents slept with the light on and under the supervision of their older children…
In a house where there are children, the only place that can be perfectly clean
In a house where there are children, the only place that can be perfectly clean is in a bowl of sweets.
An American journalist decided to check the level of intellectual development of
An American journalist decided to check the level of intellectual development of Soviet children. She came to kindergarten, called Vovochka, raised an orange above her head and said: “Boy, can you get the orange without jumping?”
– Auntie, can you suck it without bending over?
During an arithmetic lesson, the teacher asked a student: “20 people mowed a who
During an arithmetic lesson, the teacher asked a student: “20 people mowed a whole field in 8 hours.” How many hours will it take 50 people to mow the same field? Think carefully before you answer. The student thought. “If 20 people mowed a field,” he answered, “then 50 people cannot mow it a second time…
The children were taken on an excursion to the police station. There are photogr
The children were taken on an excursion to the police station. There are photographs on the billboard: “The police are looking for them.” Vovochka: “Are these the ones you’re looking for?” Cop:
– Yes! Them the most!!! Vovochka:
– Those are the cops, damn it! Why didn’t you tie them up when you took the picture????
Primary school teacher: – Children, I know that in class you constantly send eac
Primary school teacher:
– Children, I know that in class you constantly send each other text messages, because at your age no one just looks between their legs and smiles…
A Jew comes to the rabbi and says: “Rebbe, I feel so bad, my wife is not happy,
A Jew comes to the rabbi and says: “Rebbe, I feel so bad, my wife is not happy, the children are not doing well at school, the business is not going well, tell me what to do.” Ravin advises:
– Write a poster “IT WILL NOT ALWAYS BE SO” and hang it above the entrance to the house. A month passes, a happy Jew comes to the rabbi and says: “Everything is fine in business and with my wife, everything is fine, the children began to bring A’s from school, maybe remove the sign?” Ravin replies: “Yes, let him hang for now.”