Drawing classes in kindergarten. The teacher asks Vovochka, who is enthusiastically drawing something: “Vovochka, what are you drawing?”
– God. “But no one knows what he looks like.”
– They’ll find out now…

Beginning of September. Children write an essay. Masha holds out her hand and asks: “MaryVanna, how do you spell she got pregnant?”
– Masha don’t write about summer, write about Pushkin.

Without fixing the stepladder, the electrician went to the kindergarten to fix the wiring… When the electrician fell from the stairs, the children’s vocabulary doubled.

Mishka walks with his mother from the kindergarten:
– And today for some reason they gave me half a pear…
– And the rest, what about whole ones?
– No, everyone too.
– So that’s how it should be.
– How is this necessary if I can eat a whole one!

To the survey question “What are you going to do after school?” School graduates in an overwhelming number of cases answered: “If you’re lucky, then nothing…”

– Petya, tell me, how many parts of the world are there?
– Five, Vasily Petrovich.
– List them, please.
– One, two, three, four, five.

Two girls are sitting on the roof… One is good, the other is evil and throw stones at passersby, the evil one hits 3 times, and the good one 5… Because good ALWAYS defeats evil!

Mom, did your great-grandmother have a grandmother in her tummy?
– Yes.
– Are you at grandma’s?
– Yes.
– Do you have me?
– Yes.
– No, well, we really are nesting dolls!

After the New Year’s party in kindergarten, Vovochka’s father says: “Son, you’re already big, you must understand that there is no Santa Claus.” It was me.
– Yes, I know. After all, the stork is you too.

In kindergarten, children talk about family. Vovochka:
– My mother’s name is Nina Ivanovna Petrova, her maiden name is Nikitina… but I don’t know my father’s maiden name…