Anecdotes

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Minibuses do not require change from a one-armed driver.

Minibuses do not require change from a one-armed driver.


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Taxi driver Mamedov greeted March 8 cheerfully. Seeing a girl walking alone, he

Taxi driver Mamedov greeted March 8 cheerfully. Seeing a girl walking alone, he offered her a free ride. The girl refused out of politeness. But Mamedov’s personal charm and skill helped overcome the girl’s modesty.


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I despise people who turn their own children into passive smokers. Is it really

I despise people who turn their own children into passive smokers. Is it really such a pity to treat your child to a cigarette?


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Still, it was a bad idea to joke during sex, “They said syphilis doesn’t feel th

Still, it was a bad idea to joke during sex, “They said syphilis doesn’t feel the same.”


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– Darling, stop sulking! – Citizen, quickly move away from the drowned man!

– Darling, stop sulking!
– Citizen, quickly move away from the drowned man!


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— Tell me, do you have soap for sale? – Yes – And the rope? – Eat. From you 53 r

— Tell me, do you have soap for sale?
– Yes – And the rope? – Eat. From you 53 rubles 50 kopecks. – I only have fifty rubles. Can I bring you 3.50 tomorrow?


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— Do you understand how the router works, or can I explain it with my fingers?

— Do you understand how the router works, or can I explain it with my fingers?


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— What will you do if a person receives an electric shock? — I’ll finish it off

— What will you do if a person receives an electric shock?
– I’ll finish it off with a pitchfork with a wooden handle.


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One day, a mother braided a spikelet on one girl’s head. And at night the combin

One day, a mother braided a spikelet on one girl’s head. And at night the combines came and plowed the girl.


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On the night of Ivan Kupala, the guys jump over the fire, and the girls weave wr

On the night of Ivan Kupala, the guys jump over the fire, and the girls weave wreaths… And the worse the guys jumped, the more wreaths the girls sold.


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