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– Vovochka, where did you learn to swear like that? – This, Mary Ivanovna, canno
– Vovochka, where did you learn to swear like that?
– This, Mary Ivanovna, cannot be learned
– it is a natural gift.
Teacher: – Vovochka, what will you be when you grow up? — As an architect: I’ll
Teacher:
– Vovochka, what will you be when you grow up?
– As an architect: I’ll build myself a house without corners…
– Why without corners?
– I’m very tired!…
There’s a math lesson going on. The teacher begins to dictate the problem: “Two
There’s a math lesson going on. The teacher begins to dictate the problem: “Two files were flying, one green, the other to the north.” How old am I? Vovochka holds out her hand: “You are 26 years old!!!” Teacher:
– How did you find out?
– I’m 13 years old, and my mother calls me an idiot!
Marivanna asks the class to write a sentence with the words “just in case.” Mash
Marivanna asks the class to write a sentence with the words “just in case.” Mashenka: “I’ll take an umbrella with me outside, just in case it rains.” Sashenka: “I’ll take binoculars to the theater just in case.” Vovochka:
– Marivanna, our neighbor has such a crap!
– Vova! What does this have to do with it?!
– And write down the address just in case.
Vovochka was late for class and entered the classroom without knocking. The teac
Vovochka was late for class and entered the classroom without knocking. The teacher says:
– Go out the door and enter as expected.
– I don’t know how to do it.
– Well, come in like your dad comes in. Vovochka comes out, kicks the door with all her strength and shouts: “Yeah, parasites, didn’t you wait?!”
The teacher asks Vovochka: “Why weren’t you at school yesterday?” — My sister go
The teacher asks Vovochka: “Why weren’t you at school yesterday?”
– My sister got married.
– Okay, just make sure this doesn’t happen again!
Vovochka, whose mother accidentally pinched his chin with a zipper while buttoni
Vovochka, whose mother accidentally pinched his chin with a zipper while buttoning his jacket, sewed his fly tightly.
Arithmetic lesson. The teacher asks Vovochka a question: “Here, Vovochka, imagin
Arithmetic lesson. The teacher asks Vovochka a question: “Here, Vovochka, imagine, I give you 300 dollars.” You give 50 dollars to Mashenka, 50 to Lenochka and another 50 to Natasha. What will you have? Vovochka (with a thoughtful look):
– Orgy?
— Lately, we haven’t heard any new jokes about Vovochka at school. Finally, the
– Lately, we haven’t heard any new jokes about Vovochka at school. Finally, the boy finished his studies!
– No, it’s just that now these jokes are considered political.
– Why did you stick a photo of dad on the diary? – Vovochka’s mother asks. – And
– Why did you stick a photo of dad on the diary?
– Vovochka’s mother asks.
– And Marya Ivanovna told me that she would like to see that idiot who helped me do my homework.