Once, in a discussion about the admissibility of swearing in written speech, a defender of it exclaimed: “Why hide swearing behind ellipses and euphemisms? After all, everyone still understands what is hidden under them!” To which they reasonably answered: “Why are you wearing pants? After all, everyone still understands what is hidden under them!”

Falling asleep and waking up with your loved one in the same bed is, of course, cool, but it’s even better when he leaves and the whole bed remains at your disposal!

They say imported ones are more reliable, but even presidents rarely work abroad for more than 4 years. Not like here in Belarus and Russia, choose once and enjoy for the rest of your life.

Yesterday I installed a porn site blocker on my brother’s laptop. Today he took it to be repaired. He says: “Something is broken.”

Women need to give in and be helped, not because they are weak and won’t cope otherwise, but because they are fools and will kill themselves otherwise.

After the first chebureks appeared in Africa, cheetahs, just in case, began to run at a speed of 200 km/h.

The boss watches his secretary tinker with the computer. “It’s amazing,” he says, “you don’t even know how to turn it on.” The secretary is at a loss.
– So what of this? Maybe you think that Kirkorov knows how to turn on his microphone?

– Doctor, I’m depressed.
– Take a seat. We’ll drink with you.

Masseurs of the Russian national football team constantly struggle with the unbearable desire to strangle someone.

The Russian police support the fashion for tattoos, since they are much easier to identify the body with.