An indignant newlywed declares to her husband: “Three minutes of sex is, in your opinion, a marital duty?!” This is alms!

A man can have sex as much as he can, and a woman can have as much sex as she wants.

Verkhovna Rada. Two deputies are whispering in the corridor:
– I have a problem here
– after sex, it turned out that the condom was left inside…
– Don’t worry, go take a shit
– it will come out on its own.

A young woman comes to a psychiatrist and says: “Doctor, when I’m in a room with a man alone, I always feel the urge to have sex with him.” What is this phenomenon called? Doctor (unfastening his belt):
– This phenomenon is called a successful meeting!

Guys! You should have sex with the woman from whom you are not afraid to hear: “Darling, I’m pregnant!”

– We recently conducted a test
– we asked representatives of different countries how often they have sex.
– And what are the results?
– The Russians said they do this 20 times a week, the Italians said 15, the French 10, the Germans only once.
– So, it turns out that Russians are the sexiest?
– No, it turns out that the Germans are the most honest. This was a test of truthfulness.

If a woman asks a man for something, then he always secretly expects sex.

Girls believe in princes
– like in a fairy tale, and guys believe in sex
– like in porn.

– You bastard, he called me Katya during sex! You have completely lost your conscience!
– Lena, I didn’t lose my conscience, but my glasses!

A woman talks to a man: “Here, you guys, just give me sex and sex, but we women want attention!” The man thought and thought and said: “Attention! Now there will be SEX!”