The lovers had sex for almost three hours. The heavily breathing girl asks: “Are you tired, my love?” The guy, also catching his breath:
– No, honey, I’m not tired… I’m just a little crazy….

In Gomel they opened phone sex in the Belarusian language!!! The first client died of laughter…

– What do oral sex and politics have in common?
– One wrong movement of the tongue
– and you’re screwed.

– And Natasha gave me sex for the New Year!
– How unoriginal she is, she gives everyone the same thing!

– Expensive! I read here that during sex a man burns as many calories as if he ran 9 kilometers!
– Yes, you are truly a world champion! 9 km in 2 minutes!!

A husband and wife are having sex at home. In the morning, their neighbor, old Uncle Sasha, says: “Listen, Nikolai!” When you have sex at night, your screams and moans can be heard throughout the entire entrance, do it somehow more quietly!
– How can you be quieter?
– Cover your wife’s mouth with tape, or something… It’s night, the husband covers his wife’s mouth with tape, and they have sex. After the first orgasm, the husband shouts: “Uncle Sasha, is that good?”
– Yes! After the second orgasm:
– And so good?
– Yes! And so on several times. Finally, the old man nervously yells: “Kolya, take that tape off your wife’s mouth!”
– Why?
– Because the whole house thinks that you are fucking me!