Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.
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Explore the best funny anecdotes online – short, witty, and entertaining stories for every mood. Discover popular, classic, and modern anecdotes about life, family, work, and more to make you laugh anytime.
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The mother scolds the child: “You’re a real pig, you’re all dirty!” Do you know who the pig is?
– Yes, mom, the pig is the son of the pig…
Grandmother scolds her grandson: “Misha, when you sneeze, you need to cover yourself with your hand.” “Don’t worry, grandma, my teeth won’t fall out.”
Previously, children were afraid of parent-teacher meetings, but now parents are.
Criminals in prisons eat at the expense of the state, and children in schools eat at the expense of their parents.
During the Chechen war, General Lebed said: “Let me recruit a company from the children of the elite and the war will end in a day.
Announcement: The dog is missing!! Very smart!! Sharik, if you are reading this message, send me an e-mail, the children are worried!!
The most difficult profession is the head of a school canteen. If only you knew how morally difficult it is to steal from children.
In Africa, children are put in a corner for bad behavior, and in the shade for good behavior.
Children who do well at school have parents who simply remember the school curriculum well.
The programmer did not get creative and named the children New Son (1) and New Son (2).