Teacher:
– The sun is rising over the country. This is the beginning of what? Vovochka:
– This is the beginning of 50 million hangovers.

During the singing lesson there is a discussion of the song “Grandma loved the goat very much.” The teacher asks to name the notes. Here Vovochka holds out her hand. The teacher asks: “Can you name the notes, Vova?”
– To hell with these notes! Grandma is a bestiality!!!

Vovochka is sitting on a tram. Grandma is standing nearby. Vovochka:
– Well, your legs hurt… Grandma:
– They hurt, they hurt… Vovochka:
– And when you were little, did you give up your place to the elders? Grandma:
– I gave in, I gave in, my granddaughter… Vovochka:
– That’s why they hurt!

Vovochka comes home drunk. Mom:
– Vovochka, are you drunk?..
– In the ass…

– Tell me, Vovochka, what subject do you like best at school?
– Call, dad

The teacher reads a fairy tale to the children:
– … and Ivan Tsarevich took out a red-hot arrow… Vovochka whispers in Mashenka’s ear:
– What a bore the guy is! He even got everyone on the switch!

Chemistry lesson.
– Nastenka, what color is your solution?
– Pink.
– Well done, five. Do you have it, Petechka?
– Yellowish.
– Four. Do you have it, Vovochka?
– Green.
– Deuce! Class! Get down!!!

Vovochka asks the teacher: “Who do you think I should become?”
– Teacher of the deaf and dumb. They will probably learn to chat from you, and you, perhaps, will be silent from them…

Father (who had just punished his Vovochka with a belt):
– Believe me, Vova, punishing you was just as painful for me as it was for you. Vovochka (crying):
– Yes… but not in the same place…

Vovochka:
– Dad! But the saleswoman didn’t give me change!
– Just think, saleswoman… Just try to hit the guard in the face!