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Vovochka returns from school and says to her parents: “I don’t know why our teac
Vovochka returns from school and says to her parents: “I don’t know why our teacher liked you so much, but she wants to see you again.”
Where did the Armenian radio disappear to? — We don’t know for sure, but if you
Where did the Armenian radio disappear to?
– We don’t know for sure, but if you have any questions, please contact Sherlock Holmes, Vovochka and Lieutenant Rzhevsky.
Teacher at school: – Children, what do you think is the most erotic number? Vovo
Teacher at school:
– Children, what do you think is the most erotic number? Vovochka without hesitation:
– 21593! The teacher is stunned:
– And… why? Vovochka:
– Well, if two people think about the same thing, then at the latest in five weeks they will understand that in nine months there will be three of them!
Teacher: — Vovochka, tell us what chilling tragic event is depicted in Aivazovsk
Teacher:
– Vovochka, tell us what chilling tragic event is depicted in Aivazovsky’s painting “The Ninth Wave”?
– The ninth round of Nikolai Valuev’s boxing match, Marivanna!
Vovochka’s parents didn’t pick him up from kindergarten and the teacher agreed t
Vovochka’s parents didn’t pick him up from kindergarten and the teacher agreed to take him to her home. When they went to bed, Vovochka shouted: “And my mother and I sleep together!” We went to bed together.
– And my mother and I sleep naked! The teacher agreed
– And I poke my mother in the navel with my finger! They lie there for two minutes and suddenly she says: “Vovochka, this is not a belly button!”
– Shut up, fool, it’s not a finger…
Vovochka made a wish. – I want it to be my birthday every day! “Two months later
Vovochka made a wish.
– I want it to be my birthday every day! “Two months later he grew old and died.
Vovochka to her mother in the morning: “Mom, have you washed your hands?” – Yes,
Vovochka to her mother in the morning: “Mom, have you washed your hands?”
– Yes, but what?
– Did you wash it well, with soap?
– Yes, why do you ask?
– Yes, just last night I heard you say to dad:
– Damn, I’ll be crushing this SHIT for a long time?!
Vovochka’s mother says to her husband: “They’re calling you to school.” Vovochka
Vovochka’s mother says to her husband: “They’re calling you to school.” Vovochka broke the window!
– God! How many of those windows are there? Not a school, but some kind of greenhouse!
Vovochka came to his grandfather: “Grandfather, were you little?” – Yes, grandso
Vovochka came to his grandfather: “Grandfather, were you little?”
– Yes, grandson.
– Well, the guys probably laughed at your bald head.
– Explain to me, Vovochka, why do you only get twos and ones at school? – I don’
– Explain to me, Vovochka, why do you only get twos and ones at school?
– I don’t know, dad. Probably, their higher ratings are exported.