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Misha’s mom: – Sit down and tell me some cool story. – I can’t sit down. I just
Misha’s mom:
– Sit down and tell me some cool story.
– I can’t sit down. I just recently told a funny story to my father.
– Mom, today I was in the director’s office, and he asked if I had little brothe
– Mom, today I was in the director’s office, and he asked if I had little brothers and sisters. I replied that I was one child in the family.
– Well done, Petya. Did this upset her?
– Nope. She replied: “Thank God!”
The son shows his father his quarter marks. In all subjects – “three” and “two”,
The son shows his father his quarter marks. In all subjects
– “three” and “two”, and in singing
– “five”. Father sighs: “And he still sings.”
Children are burning: – Boy, what kind of fancy dress do you have? – Prince cost
Children are burning:
– Boy, what kind of fancy dress do you have?
– Prince costume!
– But the prince must wear a crown?
– No, it’s the king who should be wearing the crown!
– What is the prince wearing?
– And the prince is in the princess!
A father gave his son a bass guitar for his 14th birthday. A satisfied child ret
A father gave his son a bass guitar for his 14th birthday. A satisfied child returns after the first lesson and declares to his parent: “Today I learned the first five notes on the G string!” After the second lesson:
– Today
– the first five notes on the D string! Third lesson:
– The first five notes on the A string! Fourth:
– The first five notes on the E string! His father asks: “Son, what about school assignments?” In response: “Pa, I don’t have time.” Tomorrow is the concert.
Primitive people killed a mammoth. One shouted: “Everyone gather!” This is how t
Primitive people killed a mammoth. One shouted: “Everyone gather!” This is how the first commander arose. Another gave the order: “First, feed the ladies and children!” This is how the first political officer arose. And by morning the mammoth disappeared. This is how the 1st warrant officer arose.
– What does your mother call you? – Mom calls me “son”, “sonny”, “my sunshine” a
– What does your mother call you?
– Mom calls me “son”, “sonny”, “my sunshine” and “where is that reptile”.
Family before dinner. Mom: – Son, what do you want for lunch? Son: “Like my dad.
Family before dinner. Mom:
– Son, what do you want for lunch? Son: “Like my dad.” Mom: “It’s time for you to have your own opinion, and not look at others.” Son:
– Well, then it’s the same for me as for you. Mom:
– Well done.
– Dad, dad, look how I drew you! – Okay daughter, well done, but why do I have o
– Dad, dad, look how I drew you!
– Okay daughter, well done, but why do I have orange hair?
– Well, I don’t have a BALD pencil!
On September 1, hundreds of thousands of first-graders sat down at their desks o
On September 1, hundreds of thousands of first-graders sat down at their desks on charges of illiteracy.