Social studies lesson. Teacher:
– Sidorov! Justify the equality of people with different skin colors. Vovochka:
– Well, let’s take any person and paint him black. Масса неудобств, но в негра он при этом точно не превратится. So skin color does not affect rights

The teacher takes Vovochka’s Playboy away: “I want to see your parents tomorrow.”
– What should we expect tomorrow? Vaughn
– page 42-43.

During class, Vovochka asks the teacher: “What is the difference between a man and a woman?”
– What size are your dad’s feet?
– 45…
– And mom?
– 36…
– So this is the difference between the legs…

Vovochka, who is late, flies into the classroom. He didn’t say hello, he didn’t take off his hat. The teacher sternly:
– Vovochka! Log out and log back in immediately!!! Vovochka:
– Damn it!.. Just some kind of Windows…

In class. Topic: sayings:
– Vovochka! The language will lead to…..what?… To the letter K?
– To Kolyma!

– I am the famous gynecologist Vladimir Sokolov! Everything I can do, I can do… Voice-over:
– Vovochka!!!
– I can thanks to my mother…

History lesson. Teacher:
– What event is famous for the year 1799? Vovochka:
– Pushkin was born.
– And 1812?
– Pushkin was 13 years old…

Father says to Vovochka, looking at his diary: “For such grades, I will flog you with a belt!”
– That’s right, dad! And hit her harder so she knows how to give me two marks!

Biology lesson. Teacher:
– Vovochka, tell the whole class how earthworms reproduce? Vovochka:
– By division, Antonina Petrovna. Teacher:
– And in more detail? Vovochka:
– With a shovel.

– Vovochka, have you learned the alphabet as I asked?
– Nope, Mary Ivanna!
– Whyuuu?
– Many letters, Mary Ivanna! I didn’t master it!