– MaryIvanna, please give me some chalk for a while…
– Why do you need it, Vovochka?
– Oh, circle the physical teacher.

– Vovochka, stop touching your nose. I told someone to stop. touch grandpa’s nose, and close the coffin lid…..

Vovan’s teacher:
– Vovochka, what does the word “insult” mean?
– This is Mary Vanna, a vicious woman who received an Oscar…

– Tell your son not to imitate me!
– Vovochka, stop acting like an idiot!

The lesson in the class is just a mess, Vovochka is in charge of everything. The teacher, with her last breath, yells: “And where did you come from, Vovochka?” Instant silence, everyone looks at Vovochka. He said in a tired voice: “Again, Mary Vanna, should we lift up all the girls’ skirts?”

– Dad, I have problems with our new teacher.
– Well, Vovochka, all problems can be solved. Watch yourself. Work hard. Pay attention in class. Do your homework on time…
– I don’t think it will help.
– Why? “You see, today in class she whispered in my ear that she’s been delayed for four weeks.”

– Vovochka, I’ll show you how to kiss my daughter!
– No need, I can do it myself!

Dad shouts from the window: “Vovochka!” Move away from that boy who broke my car window, otherwise I can’t aim.

First English lesson. Teacher:
– Which of you, children, knows all the English letters? Vovochka (small programmer):
– I.
– Well, name it, in order.
– Q, W, E, R, T, Y…

Vovochka stands at the open window.
– Why are you crying, Vovochka?
– The ball flew away!
– I’ll buy you ten new balls!
– No, I will never have a dog like Sharik again!