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During classes in kindergarten, the teacher gave the task to make four vegetable
During classes in kindergarten, the teacher gave the task to make four vegetables. Vovochka was the last one to turn in his work. He brings a large plate of plasticine, and on it there are many small pieces of plasticine. The teacher asks: “What is this, Vovochka?” Where are your vegetables?
– I’ve already cut them into a salad!
— Vovochka, make up a sentence with the words “cat” and “look.” “When I accident
– Vovochka, make up a sentence with the words “cat” and “look.” “When I accidentally stepped on the cat’s paw, he shouted: “You have to watch where you step!”
The kids at school had a bet about what was the fastest thing in the world. Tane
The kids at school had a bet about what was the fastest thing in the world. Tanechka says: “I said the quickest word, but I can’t take it back!” Vanechka says: “The fastest is light!” I just turned it on and it’s already on! Vovochka answered: “I had diarrhea here, so I didn’t have time to say a word or turn on the light…
The teacher explains division to the children. She wrote 2:2 on the board and as
The teacher explains division to the children. She wrote 2:2 on the board and asked: “Children, who knows what this means?” Vovochka:
– Draw!
The teacher asks the class: – Children, which bird does not build nests? “Cuckoo
The teacher asks the class:
– Children, which bird does not build nests? “Cuckoo,” Vovochka answers.
– Why?
– Because she is sitting on the clock.
– Children, write down the sentence: “There is a mouse scratching in the corner.
– Children, write down the sentence: “There is a mouse scratching in the corner.”
– Marvann, who is Skr?
– TFR, Vovochka, this is the investigative committee of Russia.
Football players of the Russian national team visited an orphanage. “It’s terrib
Football players of the Russian national team visited an orphanage. “It’s terrible to see these faces in which not even a shadow of faith and hope is visible,” six-year-old Vovochka said after their visit.
Vovochka: – Dad, why do you have so much free space on your head?
Vovochka:
– Dad, why do you have so much free space on your head?
Vovochka: – Mom, why does everyone call me Vova the Excavator? Mother: “Shut you
Vovochka:
– Mom, why does everyone call me Vova the Excavator? Mother: “Shut your mouth, idiot, you’ll scratch the furniture.”
Lenochka yells in kind obscenities: “Mom, mom, Vovochka showed me the facts!” Mo
Lenochka yells in kind obscenities: “Mom, mom, Vovochka showed me the facts!” Mom runs into the children’s room and grabs the bastard Vovochka by the ear and begins to carry him around the room.
– He yells that he didn’t show any facts. Mommy is already tired and begins to doubt, maybe he really didn’t show anything? She drops her ear and asks: “Lenka, what did he show her?” She sticks out her palm
– all 5 fingers spread out. Mom:
– That’s all? This is normal, Lena! Lena:
– Yes, okay? Is five facts normal?