Vovochka:
– Mom, why am I taller than everyone else in the class? Mom:
– You are a teacher!

Chemistry lesson:
– Tell me, Vovochka, what substances do not dissolve in water? Vovochka without hesitation:
– Pisces!

– Vovochka, don’t you feel sorry for your mother? Your every trick is another gray hair on my head. Vovochka looks at her mother skeptically.
– Apparently, you were an even worse thing than me. Look how many gray hairs grandma has…

– Vovochka, name the founders of Russian communism.
– Marvanovna, I don’t know for sure, but, in my opinion, these are Lenin, Pyanin and Khalyavin.

Vovochka is accepted into the pioneers.
– How do you study?
– Good guy.
– Do you help the elders?
– What about…
– Who do you live with? Vovochka blushes: “Yes, there, with one…

Teacher at a natural history lesson:
– Children, what did you like most about the local history museum? Vovochka: “It’s like Sidorova’s tights burst at the seam.”

Atheism lesson at school. The teacher says to the children: “Children, there is no God, let’s all show the figurines up together.” All the children show, only Vovochka does not.
– Vovochka, why don’t you show it?
– Mary Ivanna! If there is no God, then why show it, and if there is, then why ruin the relationship.

Lesson at school. The teacher asks the children who their ancestors were in the war:
– Mashenka, did your grandfather fight?
– Yes, Mary Ivanna. He was a tank driver.
– And for you, Vovochka, who was your grandfather in the war?
– Probably an electrician.
– ????
– Yes, I found his helmet. There are two lightning bolts drawn…

Angry Vovochka:
– The math girl went wild! Today she said that I don’t know mathematics and put some number in my diary.

Vovochka don’t hit the boy, otherwise you’ll sweat, catch a cold and get sick…